Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Tetris? Fuck off.


They're going to make you pay for Tetris

To paraphrase Slate's Justin Peters, "Why give you free Tetris when they can sell you $7 Tetris?" Seriously, screw those guys!

No, they are not going to make you pay for Tetris. Don't want it? Don't buy it. I don't want it. I didn't buy it. Did they make me pay for it? No.

STFU, retard.

P.S. Dennis Kucinich? Retard. STFU.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

"We all need to heal"

Mike Nifong, former District Attorney for Durham County, NC, now says there was "no credible evidence" that the Duke lacrosse players he went after were guilty.

Well, ain't that gracious. But he goes on:

"We all need to heal," Nifong said. "It is my hope we can start this process today."

"We all need to heal"? You carried on a publicly-funded vendetta against three innocent men for a year, you "committed more than two dozen violations of the state's rules of professional conduct during the case", you stopped only because you got caught, and now you want to talk about how you need to heal? You want to move on from this, is that it?

STFU, retard.